🕯️ Too Gay To Function PRIDE Candle 🌈 – Funny Flames 9oz LGBTQ+ Quote Candle

If you know, you know. Inspired by the iconic Mean Girls line (“That’s Damian, he’s almost too gay to function”), this fabulously fruity candle is a must-have for any LGBTQ+ legend or pop culture lover. Hand-poured by our LGBTQ+ owned biz, this 9oz candle is loud, proud, and unapologetically Too Gay To Function.

Scent notes:
🍓 Fruit, 🍍 fruit, and—you guessed it—🍇 more fruit.

Whether you’re setting the vibe, gifting your bestie, or adding sass to your space, this candle is here to slay your senses.

🔥 Product Details:

• 9oz soy blend candle

• Hand-poured with fruity fabulousness

• Ships in 2–5 business days

• Small-batch & made with pride

• Great for desks, dorms, altars, or drag vanities

🎁 Perfect for:

• Funny queer gifts

• Pride parties

• Damian energy

• Anyone too gay to function (in the best way)

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